Buying dried Psilocybe cubensis online means trusting an invisible cultivator with your weekend, your headspace and your safety. Here is the Mush Love MI checklist we wish every customer ran before placing a first order — anywhere, not just with us.
1. Lab testing — not optional
Every reputable cubensis vendor in 2025 publishes batch-level lab testing. At minimum: HPLC potency assay (psilocybin + psilocin), microbial screen, heavy-metals screen. Mush Love MI publishes per-batch CoAs on request — email support with your order number.
If a vendor cannot show a recent CoA, walk away. Vendor-published "lab tested" badges with no document attached are decoration, not evidence.
2. Vacuum-sealed packaging — non-negotiable
Dried cubes oxidise. Oxidation strips psilocin first, psilocybin slower. A vacuum-sealed mylar bag preserves potency for 12+ months at room temperature. A plastic-baggie-in-a-mailer setup loses meaningful potency in 30 days.
3. Strain choice matches dose chart
Different strains have different potency-by-weight curves. A 2.0 g dose of Golden Teacher is a classic recreational dose. A 2.0 g dose of Penis Envy is a heroic dose. Match the strain to your intent, not the price tag.
4. Payment privacy
No legitimate cubensis vendor accepts credit cards — Visa and Mastercard prohibit Schedule I transactions, full stop. Anyone advertising card checkout is either lying about their payment processor or about their product. Mush Love MI uses Zelle, Chime, Apple Pay or Bitcoin only — see how to order.
5. Shipping discretion
Plain padded mailer. Neutral return address. No exterior branding. Vacuum-sealed odor-barrier inner packaging. Tracking emailed automatically. See our shipping policy for the receipt.
6. Re-ship guarantee
USPS Priority Mail is 99.7% reliable in our internal stats. For the 0.3% that go sideways, a vendor with a stated re-ship policy is the difference between a $0 outcome and a $0 outcome — see our refunds policy.
7. Customer support that answers
Email a question before you order. Time the reply. If you do not hear back inside a business day, the vendor cannot support a problem either. Mush Love MI averages 47 minutes during business hours.
Ready to order?
Browse the in-stock magic mushrooms catalogue, the edibles section, or the microdose capsules. Or start with our FAQ if you have a specific question.
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